I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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