I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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