she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The air was thick with penises
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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