he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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