my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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