Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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