imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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