Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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