But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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