i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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