he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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