i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
im on a boat
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