i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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