One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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