so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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