Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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