LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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