About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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