whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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