I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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