I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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