I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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