He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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