grandma shit on top of the toilet
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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