Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
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