Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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