We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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