Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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