And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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