it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Randomize
