I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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