I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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