Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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