yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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