Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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