carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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