Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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