why didn't you poke me back
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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