he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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