we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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