why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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