summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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