Don't you send me to vm
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
