Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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