I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I need a beard to bite.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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