his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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