It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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