what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
