It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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