Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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