The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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