You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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